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❓ HOW TO EARN
💰 GRUMP COINS
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Play and win matches
Wager Grump Coins in 1v1 human matches — win the match, win the pot.
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Beat the AI
Beat an AI opponent in any Grump game — pays 10 / 25 / 50 coins on Easy / Normal / Hard.
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Complete daily quests
Fresh quests every day from the Home tab — each one pays out coins (and XP) on claim.
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Subscribe to a streamer
Subscribing to certain streamers earns a monthly Grump Coin bonus, plus 2x XP on everything.
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Unlock achievements
Every achievement pays a flat 250-coin bonus the moment you earn it — some also unlock exclusive player titles.
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Pop Grumps
Grumps wander the site — click one before anyone else for 50 coins (250 for the rare golden ones), plus XP.
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Sell plushies at the Merchant
Roaming plushies are for your collection — sell duplicates to the Merchant for coins (wanted plushies pay 2–5x).
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Just stay active
Coins (and XP) trickle in every 5 minutes while you're online and logged in — no clicking required.
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Create an account
New accounts start with a one-time 1,000 Grump Coin signup bonus.
🎟️ TICKETS
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Beat a real opponent
Win a genuine human-vs-human Grump game match for 5 Tickets — even a loss still pays 2.
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Dethrone a high score
Take over someone else's #1 spot on any arcade leaderboard for 10 Tickets.
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Arcade dominance
Hold 10 or more #1 arcade high scores at once for a 25-Ticket bonus, once per calendar day.
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Open a MeeSeeks Box
Every MeeSeeks Box (dropped from popping Grumps) contains 5–25 Tickets, plus snacks and a shot at a cosmetic.
Gary the brain jar mascot

GRUMPY//NET

Where Grumps Come To Hide
— THE GRUMPS ARCADE BETA BUILD 1.0 —

About The Grumps

Grumpy Arcade mascot, a grumpy pixel-art face

Welcome to The Grumps

The Grumps are bunch of older cranky gamers that have a wonderful? vibrant? Community, this site is to give us old folks a place to chill and play some of the old games we grew up with.

We play a multitude of games across several genre's, from Star Citizen, 7 Days To Die, Battlefield (which most of us can no longer shoot straight, including fake jeff). Some of us can’t even fly a spaceship straight.

So if you feel like hanging out with some older more chill people, feel free to come join our discord, or feel free to hangout here earn some coins, compete in some of the classics we all grew up loving, o7

  • COMPETE

    Challenge players on global leaderboards.

  • EARN

    Earn Grump Coins by playing games, completing challenges, and watching our streamers.

  • UNLOCK

    Purchase avatars, cosmetics, and collectibles.

JOIN THE COMMUNITY DISCORD ➞

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